Entry tags:
- all shall love me and despair!,
- and i jizzed in my pants...,
- babble babble dribs and drabble,
- badger moves up in the world,
- boom sha lock lock boom,
- cannot hear over sound of own awesome,
- fuck you i'm awesome!,
- hand me the cologne dildo would you?,
- happy happy happy happy happy happy!,
- hey did i mention i'm awesome?,
- how swede it is!,
- i am greatly pleased,
- if only giraffes had mustaches...,
- let me tell you internets it is hard!,
- night shift is liek wut,
- quiterly!,
- random shit,
- rather a bit spiffing old chap,
- thought you ought to know,
- touche my ninja friend touche,
- work,
- you have pleased the goaltender
HOMG YOU GUYS!
I just realized that I am basically being paid to sit here, all by myself, watching Heroes and eating cheese and crackers.
Yes, this job can be stressful as fuck at times, but right now, it is oh so sweet! I even have my feet up on the desk and everything.
The only downside is that my ass is going numb. Oh, and I have to smoke outside and it's -34C, but I was just out and it's not too bad. I was adequately bundled :D
Yes, this job can be stressful as fuck at times, but right now, it is oh so sweet! I even have my feet up on the desk and everything.
The only downside is that my ass is going numb. Oh, and I have to smoke outside and it's -34C, but I was just out and it's not too bad. I was adequately bundled :D