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Oh yes, you read that right. This is what happens when I get sick and need something to take my mind off my nausea.

I turn the Red Wings (and a couple others) into Sailor Scouts. Yes, those Sailor Scouts. Crazy hair, miniskirts and all.

~Fighting evil by moonlight~ )

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I left Sailor Turco outside the cut so you could WTF you were getting into :p
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Somewhere in West Philadelphia, you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start shooting hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a fight, which you must accept.

After the fight, you must go home and relay the events to your mother. She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of the districts of Los Angeles, and out of fear, she will send you to live there for an indefinite period of time.

With your bags packed, go to the street corner, and whistle for a cab. The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license plate, and upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice will hang in the mirror. Although you will suddenly realize that cabs like these are extremely hard to find, do not bear any thought to it. At this point you MUST point out in front of the car and say ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’. You will stop in front of a mansion, and it will be sometime between 7 and 8 o’clock, even though it will feel like you’ve been travelling mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say ‘Yo homes, smell ya later!’, but do NOT turn back to face the cabby. Walk up to the door, look over your shoulder once, and then knock on the door three times.

If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip-turned upside-down.l
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I just realized that I am basically being paid to sit here, all by myself, watching Heroes and eating cheese and crackers.

Yes, this job can be stressful as fuck at times, but right now, it is oh so sweet! I even have my feet up on the desk and everything.

The only downside is that my ass is going numb. Oh, and I have to smoke outside and it's -34C, but I was just out and it's not too bad. I was adequately bundled :D

...

Dec. 3rd, 2009 11:25 am
redwing_badger: (Badger: Jesus *facepalm*)
I just had to disassemble a pen to pick the lock on the bathroom door, thus releasing my boyfriend.

Yes, Jager locked himself into the bathroom.

Round of applause please, this is the man who is serving and protecting us. THEY GAVE HIM A GUN AND HE CANNOT EVEN WORK A DOORKNOB.
redwing_badger: (Homer: omgyay!)
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I love myself.

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And the Red Wings won! AND THE STARS DID TOO! I totally jaw-dropped when they sent Bertuzzi out, but holy CRAP, he actually managed to come up with a goal. I think my reaction was along the lines of "HOLY SHIT I THINK THE POLARITY OF THE UNIVERSE JUST REVERSED!

Still not a good night though :( Giant screaming match earlier. This does, however, snap me out of my funk a little.
redwing_badger: (Watchmen:  Comedian: *gigglesnort*)
And also, should be asleep. However.

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Made by [livejournal.com profile] he_is_dead_jim

It is also my 500th LJ post, yay!

So let's have 'em. Your macros, your GIFs, your story-threads, your hockey player picspams, bring them here and we shall see how long we can keep this thing going. (I will be going to bed after the game, but I'm working tonight, so let's go :D)

Here, have [livejournal.com profile] he_is_dead_jim's Swede Mon

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And his Swede Von (I did this one lol):

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Swede Mon, driving in a Swede von
Drivin like a mad mon
It's the motherfuckin Swede Mon!


LET'S GO :D!

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