redwing_badger: (Kronner: Stuffing goes WHERE?)
So, I get to work tonight.

I open my laptop bag.

A ferret pops out to say "OMG HAI!"

I am all 8O "ZATA, WTF ARE YOU DOIN THAR?!"

He is all :D "HAI!"

I am all "Oh shit. Ferret at work. WTF do I do with a ferret at a hotel. WTF DO I DO?"

Zata: :D

Badger: >:\

Zata: :D

Badger: >:\

Zata: :D "...?"

Badger: >:\ "Srsly. WTF do I do with you?"

Zata: "IDK BUT I'MMA GO IN UR POCKET :D" *goes into pocket.*

Badger: :| *resigned* "Fine, I will just close you in the office if I leave... Except it is NOT FERRETPROOFED IN HERE. Ahh, wires! Holes! Little spaces for him to squeeze into!"

So he's in my pocket right now. I'm going to go to the truck in a minute and see if I have a spare crate or carrier in there. I'm sure I do, I usually have something.

EDIT: Huzzah, I had a kitty crate in there! So there's something, anyway. I can contain him, if needed. Argh, I just want to know how he got in there. Jager must've had them out of their room. *sigh*

Oh great...

Dec. 1st, 2009 06:54 am
redwing_badger: (Disney: Kuzco: LLAMA FACE!)
My dog just yakked all over my pants.

Seriously, Sub-Zero, you could not have WAITED SIX MINUTES UNTIL WE WERE AT LEAST OUTSIDE?

Gah, I hope no one else comes to check out. I cannot possibly be expected to remain professional with dog vomit dripping down my leg, now can I?

*attempts to sponge it off with a tissue* Fuck fuck fuck and I can't make a break to the bathroom because there are people EATING IN MY LOBBY!

ARGLEBLARGLERAGGLEFRAGGLEARGH! ಥ_ಥ
redwing_badger: (Homer: omgyay!)
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Made by [livejournal.com profile] he_is_dead_jim

It is also my 500th LJ post, yay!

So let's have 'em. Your macros, your GIFs, your story-threads, your hockey player picspams, bring them here and we shall see how long we can keep this thing going. (I will be going to bed after the game, but I'm working tonight, so let's go :D)

Here, have [livejournal.com profile] he_is_dead_jim's Swede Mon

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And his Swede Von (I did this one lol):

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Swede Mon, driving in a Swede von
Drivin like a mad mon
It's the motherfuckin Swede Mon!


LET'S GO :D!

Remember, the post is public, so bring friends. Don't let me down, O my F-list.

Ughhhh...

Jun. 20th, 2009 08:05 am
redwing_badger: (Default)
You guys, on a comment on a Freep.com article...

Someone called Sidney Crosby "Mr. Hockey".

I think I'm going to be sick.

I don't care if it is a troll, you just don't fucking do that!

There is only one Mr. Hockey, and that is Gordie Howe.

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