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Somewhere in West Philadelphia, you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start shooting hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a fight, which you must accept.

After the fight, you must go home and relay the events to your mother. She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of the districts of Los Angeles, and out of fear, she will send you to live there for an indefinite period of time.

With your bags packed, go to the street corner, and whistle for a cab. The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license plate, and upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice will hang in the mirror. Although you will suddenly realize that cabs like these are extremely hard to find, do not bear any thought to it. At this point you MUST point out in front of the car and say ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’. You will stop in front of a mansion, and it will be sometime between 7 and 8 o’clock, even though it will feel like you’ve been travelling mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say ‘Yo homes, smell ya later!’, but do NOT turn back to face the cabby. Walk up to the door, look over your shoulder once, and then knock on the door three times.

If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip-turned upside-down.l
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I just realized that I am basically being paid to sit here, all by myself, watching Heroes and eating cheese and crackers.

Yes, this job can be stressful as fuck at times, but right now, it is oh so sweet! I even have my feet up on the desk and everything.

The only downside is that my ass is going numb. Oh, and I have to smoke outside and it's -34C, but I was just out and it's not too bad. I was adequately bundled :D
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I love myself.

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And the Red Wings won! AND THE STARS DID TOO! I totally jaw-dropped when they sent Bertuzzi out, but holy CRAP, he actually managed to come up with a goal. I think my reaction was along the lines of "HOLY SHIT I THINK THE POLARITY OF THE UNIVERSE JUST REVERSED!

Still not a good night though :( Giant screaming match earlier. This does, however, snap me out of my funk a little.
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And also, should be asleep. However.

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Made by [livejournal.com profile] he_is_dead_jim

It is also my 500th LJ post, yay!

So let's have 'em. Your macros, your GIFs, your story-threads, your hockey player picspams, bring them here and we shall see how long we can keep this thing going. (I will be going to bed after the game, but I'm working tonight, so let's go :D)

Here, have [livejournal.com profile] he_is_dead_jim's Swede Mon

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And his Swede Von (I did this one lol):

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Swede Mon, driving in a Swede von
Drivin like a mad mon
It's the motherfuckin Swede Mon!


LET'S GO :D!

Remember, the post is public, so bring friends. Don't let me down, O my F-list.

Post #499

Sep. 27th, 2009 11:23 pm
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So you won't hear from me (posting-wise) until Friday.

Unless I delete an old post or something, which is totally cheating, but who cares?

This is my invite post, to the party post on Friday. I wasn't going to be all "formal" (lulz @ me being formal), but [livejournal.com profile] he_is_dead_jim and I thought it would be funnier to have an actual invitation. Which, by the way, the ever-awesome [livejournal.com profile] ocenbrez totally took home the gold for.


Here:

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I'm not sure what time to call it (I have to work that night D:), so suggestions are welcome. IDK, I've never done this before!

My freaking home internet is fucked, BTW. I think the modem is dying, since I went today and bought a new router and new cables. Waahhhh, I don't know WTF to do with no webz at home *sadface* Hopefully I can get it up and running soon, yeah?



Oh and good going tonight Wings! Way to whump Pittsburgh! 4-1, yessss! Now, just keep doing this, aight? Aight. Sounds good.

See you all Friday!

EDIT: I AM GETTING RICKROLLED BY MY OWN DAMN LOBBY! THAT FUCKING SONG, IT IS PLAYING ON THE SPEAKERS, I SHIT YOU NOT!

Icons!

Jul. 25th, 2009 06:47 am
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I was trying to stay awake productive! Also, I think my icon making skills have improved :D [livejournal.com profile] calliopes, your requests should be in your e-mail. If not, let me know and I'll re-send them.

Mah Rulz:

1: Go ahead and grab all you want (if you want) but no hotlinking
2: Credit plz
3: Comments are love
4: Make a request, if you have one :)

Previous icon post is here

No cut cause I'm self-pimping. Feedback is love.
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I just touched the Stanley Cup.

I just touched the Stanley Cup.

I just touched the Stanley Cup.

I just touched the Stanley Cup.

It is staying at my hotel tonight.

They are touring around for this hockey appreciation thing Scotiabank is doing.

And the Stanley Cup is staying in my hotel.

I just touched it. I'll be going to see it tomorrow, but... I just touched it.

It was glorious. I will never wash my hands again.

Of all the nights for my phone to be dead. I'd have brought my camera if I'd have known. Oh well.

I just touched the Stanley Cup.

This is the greatest night of my life.

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