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So, I get to work tonight.

I open my laptop bag.

A ferret pops out to say "OMG HAI!"

I am all 8O "ZATA, WTF ARE YOU DOIN THAR?!"

He is all :D "HAI!"

I am all "Oh shit. Ferret at work. WTF do I do with a ferret at a hotel. WTF DO I DO?"

Zata: :D

Badger: >:\

Zata: :D

Badger: >:\

Zata: :D "...?"

Badger: >:\ "Srsly. WTF do I do with you?"

Zata: "IDK BUT I'MMA GO IN UR POCKET :D" *goes into pocket.*

Badger: :| *resigned* "Fine, I will just close you in the office if I leave... Except it is NOT FERRETPROOFED IN HERE. Ahh, wires! Holes! Little spaces for him to squeeze into!"

So he's in my pocket right now. I'm going to go to the truck in a minute and see if I have a spare crate or carrier in there. I'm sure I do, I usually have something.

EDIT: Huzzah, I had a kitty crate in there! So there's something, anyway. I can contain him, if needed. Argh, I just want to know how he got in there. Jager must've had them out of their room. *sigh*

Date: 2010-01-29 07:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emmaorgana.livejournal.com
That's pretty much the greatest thing ever.

Date: 2010-01-29 07:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] athousanddays.livejournal.com
That is cute. :)

Date: 2010-01-29 07:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brigidmn.livejournal.com
Wonders if Jager hid him in there to surprise you

Date: 2010-01-29 12:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madrigaltriste.livejournal.com
I for one would love to have a ferret in the office, but I see your point about a 'surprise' ferret not being a good thing :)

Date: 2010-01-29 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boogieshoes.livejournal.com
i'm laughing so hard over here. :-D

*hugs badger and tickles the ferret*

-bs

Date: 2010-01-29 06:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bumblebee-1983.livejournal.com
That is seriously one of the funniest things I've read.

Ferrets are too cool.

Date: 2010-01-29 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tixxana.livejournal.com
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Date: 2010-01-29 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistressindi.livejournal.com
Is that a weasel in your pants or are you just happy to see us?

Oh. It is a weasel?

Carry on then.

Date: 2010-01-30 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] betray802.livejournal.com
Well clearly ol' Sub-Zero is a genius. I mean, he must have known you had an extra passenger along for the ride.

Eh, interesting night for him, anyway.

Music of the Moment Two Car Garage by B.J. Thomas

Date: 2010-01-30 07:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] f0rgetmen0t.livejournal.com
OMG, this is freaking awesome. So fucking cute. And that first tag made me LOL.

I am trying to imagine what it would be like if my 100lb dog somehow sneaked his way into my work with me...

Date: 2010-01-30 03:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ginny305.livejournal.com
:)) Surprise. :)) lol

Date: 2010-02-02 12:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clarinets.livejournal.com
So I meant to comment on this post a while ago.

L.M.F.A.O. I'm sure it was totally WTF at the time but DAMN did I laugh when I first read this. xD

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